Wacky Warehouse!
The home of the slidiest slides, the most colourful crafts, and the Wackiest kids around! Whether it's birthdays or bank holidays, after school or after dinner!
View our play areaThe Farmhouse is a family-friendly pub and restaurant less than ten minutes away from the glorious seaside and just a short drive into Portsmouth's city centre. With a wallet-friendly menu and both indoor and outdoor kids' play areas, we make for the perfect p...
Top-notch amenities to make sure you have a great time. Here’s what you can expect when you visit The Farmhouse:
New customers: treat yourself, on us! Download the Greene King app and register your details, give our Spin the Wheel game a whirl, and you could bag yourself a main, dessert or drink for free.*
That might mean a giant pud, a hearty burger, or even a well-earned pint. However it spins out, you’ll be smiling. And with our app, you can order ahead next time –queue-dodging has never tasted so good.*
(*T&Cs apply.)
Little tums, big smiles, and zero stress for grown-ups – that’s the magic of our Kids Eat for a £1 offer. Treat your mini foodies to a small meal, drink, pud, and a drink for just £1!
Discover our Kids Eat for £1 dealThe early bird gets the festive reward! Book your Christmas meal for four or more guests before 31st October and we’ll gift you a £10 voucher to spend in January.
DISCOVER OUR CHRISTMAS OCCASIONSOur new dishes are bigger, bolder and tastier than ever before. Whether you're a sharer, a sweet-toother or a a plate conqueror, we've got something brand-new that'll hit the spot without hitting your wallet!
VIEW OUR MENUHear that? It's our sizzling grill! Get a piece of the action with our great-value favourites.
Discover our dealsOur drinks menu is here, full of cocktails, spirits, and drinks that will suit everyone's taste! You can get your hands on our signature favourites like a Woo Woo and Sex on The Beach, offering a quality taste for a fraction of the price.
EXPLORE OUR DRINKS MENUThe home of the slidiest slides, the most colourful crafts, and the Wackiest kids around! Whether it's birthdays or bank holidays, after school or after dinner!
View our play areaGather your team, test your trivia knowledge, and compete for bragging rights - every Thursday at the Farmhouse!
Secure your team's tableCatch all the football action from the Premier League, EFL, WSL, Europe, and international matches - every league, every game, all in one place!
Secure your seatThe perfect present for those people who already have everything. Whether it is a couple of drinks on a night out or a family treat, we've got you covered.
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